This question fills me with the same existential dread as mandatory personal introductions at work, or online dating profiles. Without disclosing too much, I'll give a brief bio.

Short description

Programmer & Linux User. I wish I was a Perl hacker. Failed guitarist. Enjoy odd music and visionary film. Striving to make the Web personal again.

• GitHub Page

Characteristics

Compulsively curious to know what underlies things, what makes them alike. I believe this drives my choice of programming languages, operating systems, and artistic tastes.

Wonderful Websites

My personal page is in brackets, if disclosed.

• Rate Your Music (FecklessListener)
• Goodreads (FecklessReader)
• Hacker News
• Slashdot
• Various independent forums
• The Register
• EFF
• FSF
• Guido Fawkes
• Newgrounds
• Ebay

Woeful Websites

• Facesbook
• Medium
• New Reddit
• Any page that takes >100Kb to load (excepting images)
• Sites with intrusive cookie notifications
• Websites that require javascript just to display text
• Anything to do with tracking, profiling and advertising (beyond text links)

Langugages I mostly like

• C
• Perl
• Erlang
• Rust (Though I'm wary of including it in the kernel)
• Lisp
• HTML
• Shell
• English

Languages I mostly loathe

• PowerShell (Even Windows Batchfile is preferable)
• Java
• JavaScript
• Python
• C++ (Sorry, it is fast but it is messy!)

Note to employers: I'll still work in any of these if I am paid enough! Except PowerShell.

Praiseworthy OSS Projects

• Pine64
• SerenityOS
• Haiku OS
• {Open,Net}BSD
• Debian GNU/Linux
• Void GNU/Linux
• Fluxbox
• Suckless
• Alacritty
• KDE
• Gemini
• Blender
• SDL
• Pelican (The tool that makes ThranPages possible. Excellent docs.)

Stickers

Buttons & Stickers. Coming someday.